You heard it here first (well, not really first, I guess).

Mountebank officially endorses John Kerry and John Edwards, thus ensuring a landslide victory.

Well, maybe not landslide, but I do think it’s going to be a solid win. Not a near tie. That’s my prediction, and I’m standing by it!

Vote tomorrow! Vote early, vote proudly, and vote Kerry (on the Working Families line, if you’re in NY, rather than the Democrat–it doesn’t waste the vote, but it gives the message that we really do wish he were more progressive than he is).