Mountebank Blog

"There is nothing so impossible in nature, but mountebanks will undertake; nothing so incredible, but they will affirm."

A more encouraging map

purple mapThose red and blue maps we’re seeing everywhere are too depressing in their picture of an utterly polarized country–and of course, the reason for that is that they’re too simplistic. Over at boingboing, a reader, Jeff Culver, thought about this and made a more nuanced (and accurate) picture.

He says:

I was thinking today about how the ‘red v. blue’ states graphic is really misleading considering the slim margins that the candidates won some of those states by, so I sat down and created the map that’s attached. In the dozens of hours I’ve been watching the news I haven’t seen one like it, but thought that you and the BoingBoing readers might find it interesting. I think it definitely portrays our fellow states far differently than the extreme way we’ve been seeing to date.

The United States of…

New Map Still looking for a silver lining today–and not finding anything. I badly misunderestimated this country, and I’m badly disappointed. 😥 Not only the Bush victory, which would be bad enough, but 11 states (eleven!) deciding that gay people are not really, quite, people in the same way as straight people. Thanks to Ruru for sending along a map that shows our current landscape.

What kind of keynote?

Next week I’m leaving for sunny Florida (yech!) to present a paper at the 2004 Conference on Information Technology of the League for Innovation in the Community College. The conference begins on November 7, and on November 8 the keynote speaker will be Jeb Bush.

It’s not easy to think of a worse choice for a keynote at a conference on higher education, but I guess beggars can’t be choosers, and my policy is to try to avoid keynotes, anyhow. The only one I’ve ever attended that was worthwhile was Edward Said’s standing-room-only talk at the MLA some years ago.

But now I’m thinking–by November 8, will the election even be decided? Will Jeb Bush even be able to take time away from fighting lawsuits to come to the conference? (the program says he’s confirmed, but who really knows?) Will he be the brother of a lame duck, or the awarder of Florida to his greatful re-elected brother (shudder!).

The talk is scheduled for 1:45-3PM. Sounds like an excellent time to be sipping a seltzer with lime at the poolside!

The informed electorate

PIPA–The Program on International Policy Attitudes (a joint program of the Center on Policy Attitudes (COPA) and the Center for International and Security Studies at Maryland (CISSM), School of Public Affairs, University of Maryland) has released a study that lets us know just how well-informed one portion of the electorate (the portion that supports Bush) is these days.

72% of Bush supporters continue to believe that Iraq had actual WMD (47%) or a major program for developing them (25%). Fifty-six percent assume that most experts believe Iraq had actual WMD and 57% also assume, incorrectly, that Duelfer concluded Iraq had at least a major WMD program. Kerry supporters hold opposite beliefs on all these points.

Similarly, 75% of Bush supporters continue to believe that Iraq was providing substantial support to al Qaeda, and 63% believe that clear evidence of this support has been found. Sixty percent of Bush supporters assume that this is also the conclusion of most experts, and 55% assume, incorrectly, that this was the conclusion of the 9/11 Commission. Here again, large majorities of Kerry supporters have exactly opposite perceptions.

But it’s not just Iraq.

Bush supporters also have numerous misperceptions about Bush’s international policy positions. Majorities incorrectly assume that Bush supports multilateral approaches to various international issues–the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty (69%), the treaty banning land mines (72%)–and for addressing the problem of global warming: 51% incorrectly assume he favors US participation in the Kyoto treaty. After he denounced the International Criminal Court in the debates, the perception that he favored it dropped from 66%, but still 53% continue to believe that he favors it. An overwhelming 74% incorrectly assumes that he favors including labor and environmental standards in trade agreements. In all these cases, majorities of Bush supporters favor the positions they impute to Bush. Kerry supporters are much more accurate in their perceptions of his positions on these issues.

There’s more in the study, too, and it’s just as disheartening.

Bush supporters, it seems, just like that Bush. They really, really like him. Anything he says, they think it’s good. And anything good, they think he must say it.

Debate Night

I hate to say it–but I want to see some passion! Some fireworks! A calm, scripted debate is not going to help. Let’s turn up the heat, so Bush can stumble, and Kerry can demonstrate that he really does have a personality!

“Real America”

Matthew Yglesias picks up on a comment from Julian Sanchez that

the putatively “real” portions of America — which, as another commenter pointed out, are less the South than the midwest — also just happen to be the whitest portions of America.

This is an excellent point–and one that seemed particularly relevant when we heard so much from the delegates to the RNC about bringing the perspective of that “real America” (aka “God’s Country“) to NYC. But my internal response to those Republican’s comments (“so what are we, chopped liver?”) leads me to add an additional perspective to Yglesias’ point.

To those who talk about the “real America,” “white America” is part of what they mean, certainly, but another big part that I notice is that they also mean “gentile America.” Not only is “real America” the whitest portion of America, but this “unreal America” that they disparage–we “New York Liberal Elite” or “Hollywood Media Liberals”–are just too, well, you know, Jewish.

Their picture of a lovely white and real patriotic America, with leafy suburbs and Christmas decorations, leaves out African Americans, and Latinos, and Asians, and any kind of immigrants (except in some very strictly defined labor situations). And even more, it leaves out the Jews.

Theocracy…

Slate reports that at least one speaker at the Republican convention has gone off-script to flash a sign of what’s really behind their facade of “we’re just moderates, not scary at all, we want to be friends, but we’re misunderstood.” We know what far too many of them really think, even if they’ve been instructed not to say it…

Mississippi congressional candidate Clinton LeSueur strays from President Bush’s carefully inclusive religious rhetoric. Instead of making the nonsectarian statement in his prepared text–“The very foundation of this country is faith”–LeSueur says, “The very foundation of this country is Christianity and faith in Jesus Christ.”

And in the New York Times, we see that they really want to turn us (NYC) into some kind of Stepford-shadow of them (“God’s Country”):

“I left God’s country,” said Leon Mosley of Waterloo, Iowa, co-chairman of his state party. “They could use a bunch of people from Iowa to come here to show New Yorkers what life is all about, what being patriotic is all about, and what country is all about. I’m as confident about Bush being re-elected as I am that eggs are going to be in New York tomorrow morning.”

Well, tomorrow (or a day or so later), there are going to be eggs in New York (scrambled on a roll with bacon), and Leon Mosley can go right back to Iowa where he belongs, to await the destruction of all his confidence come November.

Job Qualifications

Well, it’s good to know that Bush is selecting (as usual) the best person for the job. Here’s what his choice (Porter Goss) for CIA director had to say on March 3 about his own suitability for the job:

I couldn’t get a job with CIA today. I am not qualified. I don’t have the language skills. I, you know, my language skills were romance languages and stuff. We’re looking for Arabists today. I don’t have the cultural background probably. And I certainly don’t have the technical skills, uh, as my children remind me every day: ‘Dad you got to get better on your computer.’ Uh, so, the things that you need to have, I don’t have.

Now, granted, he was talking to Michael Moore’s people when he said it–but he didn’t know that, did he? 🙂

But what I find even more interesting is the way Bush (who praised Tenet as “superb,” and never admitted that there was anything wrong with the CIA under Tenet’s leadership) is now praising Goss as a “reformer”–which would seem to imply that the thinks the CIA does need some reform after all.

Over 15 years of service, Porter Goss has built a reputation as a reformer. He’ll be a reformer at the Central Intelligence Agency. I look forward to his counsel and his judgments as to how best to implement broader intel reform, including the recommendations of the 9/11 commission.

Flip? or flop?

Dia Beacon

Dia BeaconA really great trip yesterday to see (for my first time) Dia Beacon. They really have a fantastic collection–and the space for the installations is perfect. It was completely worth the drive out of the city, which I enjoy anyhow. I was especially impressed by the Robert Smithson pieces, and (of course) Richard Serra and Louise Bourgeois. But I really liked discovering the people whose work I hadn’t seen before–like Donald Judd‘s wooden boxes and Dan Flavin‘s fantastically beautiful flourescent light sculptures.

So that’s how he knows!

My colleague John’s blog onReligion.com alerts me to this very interesting snippet (which he got from The Revealer, via AKMA):

President Bush met last week with some Amish folk in Pennsylvania, and he reportedly told them that he couldn’t do his job if he didn’t trust that God speaks through him.

I’ve been trying to get to the newspaper site, Lancaster Online, where this quote can be found in its original context, but the site is “currently unavailable. Please check back in a few minutes” for the past two hours–I guess getting hammered by people who want to read this story. After all the times I’ve read that Bush really doesn’t believe that he speaks to God, or that God speaks to him, this statement, “speaks through him,” is even worse! It could be one of the famous Bushisms…but then what did he mean?